Britney Spears Weds - But Will Annul Marriage

Associated Press

"Maloof [Spears' friend] denied rumors that Spears was drunk and had to be carried out of the Rain nightclub inside the Palms on New Year's Eve.

'I was with her the whole night,' he said. 'None of those reports were accurate. She was just having a good time.'"

Better to stick with the drunk story at this point. If she got married to this guy [Jason Alexander, but not this one] while sober, she just looks stupid. Or stupider, as least.