A Great Time-waster!

Not only is this is a good (nay, great!) way to spend an afternoon, it also conclusively proves that I am better than Brian, as per the following proof:
1. The "Ben" trend is increasing popularity.
2. This trend coincides with my current rise to greatness.
3. The "Brian" trend is distinctly negative.
4. This coincides with Brian's plummet into oblivion.
Therefore, we can conclude, scientifically, no less, that I am better than Brian. Of course we want to avoid the logical fallacy of post hoc ergo propter hoc, but in this case (with my greatness so obvious!) I think we can fairly create a presumption in favor of my bestness.

Enjoy!