It's all Greek (?) to me

Is it just me, or do other people look at Tom's recent posts on Sumo wrestling and see gibberish? :-)

Maybe it's just me. . . To grab a (not) random sample:

"Chiyotaikai faces off against Kaio, while Asasekiryu is against 8-5 Maegashira #1 and former ozeki Miyabiyama (Musashigawazeki, fer shure) and stablemate Asahoryu faces 9-4 ozeki Musoyama."