Check this one out:

"I work in a department of about 150 people for the University of California, Davis. We have been told that we can't even call it a 'Holiday' party any longer. One sole kook decided that the word "holiday" implies religion and whined to our dean that the word offended her because of that. The dean promptly caved and told us that our party was now being called the 'Annual' party.

I would love to hear anyone who can top that. This has to rank pretty high on the ridiculousness meter."

Master/Slave, now this. California's not doing so good. (from The Corner)