Saturday, December 27, 2003

U.S. Thinks Mad Cow Came From Canada


This twist in the mad cow story has inspired me write a bad song, as I'm apt to do.

Blame Canada 2

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

With their haughty Frenchie ways, and oh how they like the gays

Blame Canada, blame Canada

They have a wimpy little prime minister, and Donald Sutherland looks so sinister

Blame Canada, blame Canada

It's time for a battle they screwed our cattle.

(one more!)

Blame Canada! blame Canada!

Let's get that singer named K.D., but please spare Geddy Lee

Blame Canada, blame Canada

Why couldn't Creutzfeldt Jacob disease have infected Keanu Reeves?

Blame Canada, blame Canada

Canada must fall like the Kids in the Hall.

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